Archive for the ‘Britney Spears’ Category

Britney Attempts to Kill Again

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

And in today’s news, Britney Spears attempt to kill another photographer…yet again. The pop tart princess ran over a photographer’s foot…the poor guy begging her to please remove her tire off his foot.

Paparazzi caught Britney pulling into the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills and the scene was swarmed with photogs.

Britney’s Mom Blames Herself for Trainwreck of a Daughter

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

You just have to feel bad for Ms. Lynne Spears- she’s been with Britney since the beginning, and has tried to keep her grounded as much as she could, but alas, Britney won’t be tamed y’all!

Britney Shops for Chandeliers

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

We all know Brit Brit is a big wreck wreck, but at least she’s been spending time with her children, right? And what better way to get some sons and mother time than to go shopping for chandeliers at 10:30 PM?

Britney’s Album Will be a Big Hit

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

Well this is news for everyone. Britney media coverage that isn’t negative. She didn’t run anyone over, loose her children again, or shaved her head. This time, she actually did a good job on her new Blackout album.

Britney: Huge Spender

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

Britney Spears has money to the skies and back; and she’s not afraid to use it either. Court papers released Thursday in Britney Spears’ custody dispute with Kevin Federline show she spends lavishly on clothes and entertainment, and doesn’t save or invest any of her roughly $737,000 monthly income.

Britney is Immune to Pregnancy

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

Britney Spears has been recently shopping for a home, but one thing she says she does not want is another adorable mistake to join Sean Hayden and Preston.

The pop star is said to have gone to her doctor’s office (every three months) to get a Depo-Provera injection ( a form of birth control).

Britney’s Album is Getting Some Good Buzz

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

brit-mva.jpgAlthough Britney’s career seems to be going on a downward spiral with all the negative media attention, her album is actually doing pretty good.

‘Blackout,’ the singer’s first studio album since 2003, arrives in stores Tuesday, and she still seems to have retained some of the popularity that fueled four No. 1 albums that have sold more than 75 million copies worldwide.

Britney’s Ebay Sock: Sold

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

britney sockThe time has finally come: Britney’s infamous sock that she ran over with her car has now been sold on Ebay. The winner is Leo Freedman of memorysuppliers.com, who will receive the cameraman’s filthy sock that was run over by Britney’s Mercedes Benz.

Britney’s Got Her Own Muffin!

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

We can all agree that Britney Spears is both nutty and drunk, right? Well, at least 80% of the time she is. So that’s why the good folks at 1800muffins.com decided to introduce their first ever Britney muffin!

nutty muffinThat’s right people, Brit Brit’s got her own muffin. The Britney muffin is called “The Nutty Drunk” (see above reference).

Britney Goes to School

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

britney k-fedIt’s back to school for Ms. Britney Spears, as she enters her first ever parenting class, as ordered by the court.  The court ordered class will make an attempt to teach both Britney and Kevin how to properly raise their children.